- Niece: when I was a boy, I could dance like that. (on tv, sesame street)
- Me: ...when you were a boy? Were you big?
- Niece: yup! I danced on stage!!
- Me: and you had dark skin like them...?
- Niece: yeah. Then I got old and wennasleep and turned into a little girl!
- Me: ((my 4yr old niece believes in reincarnation. Huh. XD))
Me: “I just can’t DO christianity- not when they set everything back like, a gabillijillion* years, you know? Rome fell, the plague, and..-“
My Girlfriend: “-…Yup. THANKS FOR THE DARK AGES, POPE FUCKASS. D: