- reticent grace: :C he'll learn. She deserves a gentle hand that's not coddly and can still get rough and tumblr
- reticent grace: tumbly
- reticent grace: ...
- reticent grace: .__.
- featheredpebbles: too much tumblr
- reticent grace: =^oAo^= NO YOU
- reticent grace: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
- reticent grace: TUMMMBBBLLLR
- reticent grace: KEEP CALM AND TUMBL
- featheredpebbles: lets get married on tumblr
- featheredpebbles: fuck parties
- featheredpebbles: we'll have a reblog party
- reticent grace: we can elopr
- featheredpebbles: we'll make a blog and call it wedr
- reticent grace: gay weddr
- reticent grace: it's gayr.
- featheredpebbles: it's certainly gayer
- reticent grace: your momr
- featheredpebbles: that's what she saidr
- reticent grace: touche-r
((Honestly, I just needed something/one to vent at, so))…Dear
…Why on EARTH are you following me?! You realize I’m as gay as a lark and I’m into Polyamory//Kink, right? Right? I am the last person who would consider about 95% of your ideas cute unless you throw a rubber wedding dress with O rings, red crosses, and see-through windows up there for me. Or, you know, maybe a Sissy Dress with a veil.
That is all. Please Return to your regularly scheduled programming, you brave, brave blog that encourages people to pay lots of money to consummate a concept that isn’t even LEGAL for some people and isn’t even SACRED to most of the people it’s legal for.
PS: I do believe in marriage, handfasting, joining, bonding, mating, and whatever else, But it’s not cute. It is a binding and wonderfully special ceremony. Something that you have to sign a contract for, that makes you pay horrible fines to break, and forces you into high heels and tiny corsets to do the macarena in a Hotel lobby with your bigoted inlaws never sounded ‘cute’ to me.
This is cute. These are Puppies. Look at the Cute Puppies.
THIS is marriage. It’s not cute- it’s a contract. Treat it more Seriously.
- Freakbox: peach pit
- FeatheredPebbles: schedule.
- Freakbox: ticket
- FeatheredPebbles: plane
- Freakbox: crash
- FeatheredPebbles: bandicoot
- Freakbox: mammal
- FeatheredPebbles: alchemy
- Freakbox: lead
- FeatheredPebbles: no. 2 pencil
- Freakbox: scantron
- FeatheredPebbles: Dance party
- Freakbox: disco
- FeatheredPebbles: afro
- Freakbox: black
- FeatheredPebbles: silk
- Freakbox: worm
- FeatheredPebbles: wrestling.
- Freakbox: gay
- FeatheredPebbles: tossing salad.
- Freakbox: Tasty.
When customers ask you questions even in the bathroom, you know customer service has gone too far.