((Honestly, I just needed something/one to vent at, so))…Dear
http://cuteweddingideas.com/
…Why on EARTH are you following me?! You realize I’m as gay as a lark and I’m into Polyamory//Kink, right? Right? I am the last person who would consider about 95% of your ideas cute unless you throw a rubber wedding dress with O rings, red crosses, and see-through windows up there for me. Or, you know, maybe a Sissy Dress with a veil.
That is all. Please Return to your regularly scheduled programming, you brave, brave blog that encourages people to pay lots of money to consummate a concept that isn’t even LEGAL for some people and isn’t even SACRED to most of the people it’s legal for.
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PS: I do believe in marriage, handfasting, joining, bonding, mating, and whatever else, But it’s not cute. It is a binding and wonderfully special ceremony. Something that you have to sign a contract for, that makes you pay horrible fines to break, and forces you into high heels and tiny corsets to do the macarena in a Hotel lobby with your bigoted inlaws never sounded ‘cute’ to me.
Just sayin’.
This is cute. These are Puppies. Look at the Cute Puppies.
THIS is marriage. It’s not cute- it’s a contract. Treat it more Seriously.
When customers ask you questions even in the bathroom, you know customer service has gone too far.
