My girlfriend and I were playing Fallout 3, wandering through the wastes with no real aim. Suddenly, she stops and makes a noise of pure confusion- I look up and behold a slaver. Except…she’s white, blond hair, and she’s leading two black people behind her in raggedy clothing, on leashes.
Needless to say, we shot the slaver and disarmed their collars- they gave us a nice map marker and we cringed awkwardly//giggled//blinked in disbelief. I just…I…um…
…Um…Bethesda. Bethesda, really…?
Good Job, BethesDERP. Good job.