loxiemightpossibly asked: It's okay. I planned for your Worst Girlfriend Personality when I asked you out. It's what enables me to mock you mercilessly when you screech like a little girl when I startle you.
Wait. Wait. REALLY?! YOU WERE PLANNING THIS THE WHOLE TIME?!?!
I live in Oklahoma. It is 112 degrees Fahrenheit and there are so many wildfires that I live miles and miles from them, but my yard is getting pelted by falling ash. The sky is yellow, and the sun is orange.
THE WORLD IS ON FIRE. IT IS TOO HOT FOR SHOES//CLOTHES.
(Source: b-uzzed, via tequiladelrey)