Stumbling Through The Enchanted Forest

rudywolfe:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

AVENGERS TEAS ASSEMBLE.

Wow I dragged my feet on doing most of these for ages, but you guys were persistent and wore me down so heeeeere you go!

Bruce Banner: A calming tea on the surface, but with an overwhelming green force brewing below. [earl grey green, green pekoe, chamomile]

Tony Stark: Brash, Aggressive, and Rich. A blend at once frustrating and charming. [lapsang souchong, ginger, tiger eye]

Clint Barton: A slightly playful blend that may be hard to take very seriously, but will prove to be strictly business when under fire. [thai chai, assam melody, gunpowder]

Natasha Romanoff: A worldly blend, based off of Russian tea culture. A strong, smokey tea perfect for a busy spy. [lapsang souchong, assam melody, currant]

Thor: A deep, strong flavor, incredibly masculine, with bright notes of apricot. [ceylon sonata, apricot, toasted mate]

Loki: ‘So I am no more than another scorned idea, locked in your mental tea cabinet until you might have use of me? You could have told me it wouldn’t happen from the beginning! Why didn’t you? What, because I— I— I am the caffeinated blend parents won’t let their children try at night? You know, it all makes sense now, why you favoured Holmes all these years, because no matter how often you claim to make tea, you could never have a Frost Giant featured in your signature blends!’ [Thank you to the anonymous writer that left me this note, and prompted me to make a blend for Loki. Cool, refreshing, but just a bit dark, with a hint of floral undertones. This blend truly shines when iced.] [gunpowder, spearmint, rooibos jasmine]

Steve Rogers: As American as Apple Pie, perfectly sweet, but built for strength. [spiced apple chai, almond, assam melody]

Son of Coul: Strong, Reliable, motivating, and loyal to the end. A cup of tea worth Avenging. [toasted mate, tiger eye, chestnut]

Go buy this persons Teas! i got the loki blend and it was super good! i have a cup right now even. I just bought the Thor and the Steve Rogers blend cause i love teas with fruity flavors as well!

I want all this tea. ALL OF IT.

thoki4ever:

Time to Tame Your Kitty by *Ecthelian

It’s an adorable picture- I just don’t remember how to spell that term that’s essentially ‘hot boys/girls with ears and a tail. Keno…something.

Instead, I wrote ‘Weeaboo’. XD Tumblr, Fear my tags!

So pretty! =^oAo^=

evantoaly:

Created by me. :) I’m loving this bromance lately.

Oh my god. So many feels and tears. T___T I have to reblog this.

SHARE IN MY SADDIES, TUMBLR.

petitetiaras:

The Disney princesses help Tiana get ready for her restaurant’s debut.

And now, something that is really cute. XD

Just a Question…

((Honestly, I just needed something/one to vent at, so))…Dear

http://cuteweddingideas.com/

…Why on EARTH are you following me?! You realize I’m as gay as a lark and I’m into Polyamory//Kink, right? Right? I am the last person who would consider about 95% of your ideas cute unless you throw a rubber wedding dress with O rings, red crosses, and see-through windows up there for me. Or, you know, maybe a Sissy Dress with a veil.

That is all. Please Return to your regularly scheduled programming, you brave, brave blog that encourages people to pay lots of money to consummate a concept that isn’t even LEGAL for some people and isn’t even SACRED to most of the people it’s legal for.

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PS: I do believe in marriage, handfasting, joining, bonding, mating, and whatever else, But it’s not cute. It is a binding and wonderfully special ceremony. Something that you have to sign a contract for, that makes you pay horrible fines to break, and forces you into high heels and tiny corsets to do the macarena in a Hotel lobby with your bigoted inlaws never sounded ‘cute’ to me.

Just sayin’.